The Band BL8ant Featuring EinStud the Compusician


ComScore

Monday, February 28, 2005

from Gary

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

 

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses
 come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together
 again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."  

 

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
 "In   this country...we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
  lives..... 

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."   

Monday, February 07, 2005

Okay. This project, the "SundayisFunday.com" project is moving along smoothly, but at a snails pace! The studio is about ready for minimum performance. The website is improving gradually. As for Anna, my Princess from Odessa, I do not understand women. But I still plug along towards the goal: Making money from my music. Peace Out.