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Don't Ask Mommy

One day a little girl goes up to her mom and asks her how old she is.
"That's not something adults like to tell," her mother replies.

Then the little girl asks her mother how much she weighs.
"That's not something adults like to talk about, honey" she replies.

"How come you and daddy got a divorce?" the little girl asks.
"We don't like to talk about that either, honey." she says, ending the conversation.

The next day the little girl asks a friend about why her mother wouldn't answer any of her questions.
The friend explains: "It's an adult thing. Just look at her driver's license, it's like a report card for adult's. It will tell you everything you need to know."

So when she got home from school she went up to her mother and said, "Mommy, I know how old you are."
"How old?" her mother asked.
"47."

The little girl said: "I know how much you weigh."
"Really?"
"Yeah, you weigh 135 pounds. And I know why you and daddy got divorced."

"Okay, why is that?" her mom said.
And the little girl replied, "Because you got an F in sex!" 

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

 

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses
 come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together
 again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."  

 

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
 "In   this country...we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
  lives..... 

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."