A dream

Last Night I had a dream

Last night I had a dream. I had a wild dream! I fell onto this dirty old carpet filled with dust and sand. Then all of the sudden we took off towards an ancient old land, I think it was the Crimea in Ukraine.

When I landed on the top of the mountain, I met a beautiful Ukraine girl named Elnara. When she spoke, it was like speaking to a young beautiful angel. It turned out she was shopping. She had a long tattered shopping list with her, so I offered Elya a free ride, yes a magic carpet ride.

After our spontaneously wonderful and exhausting magic carpet ride, we both fled to her home town in Yalta, Ukraine. I thought I had found the love of my life, but instead I had found a Dragon!

She was not aware of my curiosity, so I had peeked through the hole while she was dressing for our date later that night. As she dirobed, I became agast that my love was a dragon lady!

I ran as fast as I could. I ran. And ran. Until my magic carpet caught up with me and helped me escape. On the carpet was a list (remember that this is just a dream). The list made absolutely no sense to me, but maybe to the dragon lady it was important.

Young Boys Kiev Heart

Shallow Newt Dallas Scale

Raw Mike Russia Onion

Raw limber Mike Spectacular Russia Sweet Onion

And the dream ended.

Peace Out my Friend, EinStud

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Search Engines and Blogs


Tips for Search Engines and Blogs


If you ever wondered why I say some pretty outlandish things on this blog, it is to help along my chances of getting hits on my page (advertising), and then trying to redirect that flow to http://www.sundayisfunday.com/ , or even better than that, http://www.reverbnation.com/ .

Sure it is important to keep it real. Keep in mind that the search engine is looking for word combinations, in order. After that, it will just try to find words scattered and identified in the article. After that it will at least look for one of the keywords.

To be on the top of the search list, you need to have great combinations of words, or highly unique and identifiable words. Hence, I have created words like "Compusician", "EinStud", and Miss Calculation", just to name a few.

I have created lists, many of them on this blog. And if I can identify a trend before it will happen, words, new words words may be developed to describe the trend.

Could you imagine how great it would be if you identified a term like "Hula Hoop" BEFORE the word came to public? If you blogged about it, you would be at the top of the search engines for a brief period of time. That's FREE advertising!

Which search engine is the best? I do not know. I know which one is most effective for me. Blogger. Why is blogger the "best" search engine? I do know that made up terms (new words) will appear almost immediately in the Google search engine. Hmmm... and Google owns Blogger now days, so there you go.

If you highlight or bold the words, it will not show up as quickly as just plainly written words in common text. Also, just for your information, search engines in general do not pay attention to punctuation or pluralisms (adding the "s" on words to be searched).

Make some unique word combinations out of Person, Place, Things. The Internet is used for people to gain information. Names, Maps, and objects for purchase or sale should be you focus.

When I ran for President in 2008 (Obama had won, everyone else came in second), I did so with the knowledge of search engins, and free advertising. And wow, that was a home run! As long as you do not take contributions, and register with the FEC, running for President will help your advertising efforts. But you have to blog, blog, blog about it.... yes, here at blogger first, and then any blog you can get your hands on.

Some unususal word combinations can be longer than 2 words, and appear in normal text. I will use some examples, and try to indentify upcoming trends. I will use Person, Place and Thing along with adjectives to help my advertising along.

Red man Congo Art ... seems pretty unique. But here is a tip or trick to maximize your search engine results. Use capital letters for all words' first letter. Red Man Congo Art

Another thing is to include the word misspelled. It won't make you look any smarter, but you want to focus on getting more hits aimed towards your website or blog. The blog is an extremely powerful tool for free advertising.

Red Mon Congo Art
Yellow Wimen New York Car
Shiny Black Soldiers Toy Boaut

And don't make your list just a list. Write a short article using unique words, daily. I do not know how to make you rich. I do know how to make you popular. And sometimes that is a good thing.

Short Article (I like to use Art for the topic because there are no conceptual limitations to creativity):

Last night I had a dream. I went to the Sudan and found a man. This man took me to the museum, and we had lunch. He took me to his private art collection, and showed me his favorite piece of art, the Calm River Georgia Painting.

Okay, I missed some opportunities for word combinations. "Dream" could have been more uniquely indentifiable. "Dream" is a thing. Let me try again, just one more time.

Late Last night, I had a vivid dream. I flew to the dusty dry inclimate Sudan and I found an old burly man, Scaddish. Scaddish took me to the rickety worn down museum, ironically called, "Ricketia". I was honored when he allowed me in to see his wonderful but private art collection. Scaddish proceeded to show me his favorite piece of art called the Calm River Georgia Painting.

There you have it! I hope this article helps you in developing free advertising for your website!
As you will notice with my blog here, I named it "SundayisFunday.com". Name your advertising blog with the name of your "dotcom", if you can. Some blogs like MySpace just use your username, but some thinking ahead will overcome that obstacle too.

Peace Out, The Compusician (aka: EinStud)

Gary Ruff

PS file name your pictures creatively too. People looking for images sometimes will want to see your webpage.

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Nations are currently in talks of having an “Internet Police Authority”. There seems to be a need for controlling traffic on the Internet. A tax system has been proposed, but authorities agree that, without some collecting authority, or police authority, it will not work.

Among the names being considered for the Commander in Chief of the Internet was Gary Ruff. In an interview, Ruff said he was against taxing the Internet users, but had to comply with the wishes of the Nations.

Ruff went on to say, “I have heard them consider me as the President of the Internet, Internet Commissioner, Internet Leader, Internet Chief, Secretary of Internet, and in some cases The InterNUT”.

“Regardless of how the people feel, I will do as I am instructed by the leaders of the World. When there is a disagreement, I will settle the dispute”, says Ruff.

You can find out more about Gary Ruff, The Internet King or Internet Czar (as others say) at: www.GaryRuff.com


Your opinion counts, and he responds to all feedback.

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I am taking it ALL off!

I am removing a mole.

I did a little reading on the Internet, and am chosing to remove my mole naturally. But, I must admit, there are things I am learning along the way (experience is the ultimate teacher).

I'll blog about it for a few weeks. I don't expect anything exciting. Wouldn't this make a great Hollywood movie? "The BLOG!" - A man harmlessy follows directions on the Internet, and gives birth through his mole! Mole Man!!!

Anyways, today I prepared the area (I'm doing three areas, but focusing on one, a smaller one to see how this works).

I used my beard trimmer to clear the area of hair, and then my electric razor to smooth the area. I used a Q-tip to place some Bragg's unfiltered all natural Apple Cider Vinegar (get at health food store).

Oh, I forgot.... I roughed up the area with a pumice stone, and yes the mole did bleed a small amount, no it did not hurt. It did not take long since I removed the hair from the area first.

THEN I put on the Q-tip full of Apple Cider Vinegar on the mole. That did sting, only for a second. I placed more liquid on the cloth of the band-aid, and stuck it to the area.

Nothing hurts right now, and I really do not expect much to happen. It does smell a bit, but after all it is Vinegar (I got for about 5 bucks at the health food store, which by the way is very tasty in recipes calling for vinegar).

Okay, that is it for now.

Peace Out, EinStud

PS The band BL8ant with EinStud is over at: www.ReverbNation.com/bl8ant .

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Having trouble getting to sleep?

I need to get to sleep! I used to feel that way...

I want to pass along what I use to help me get some sleep. It is called Melatonin. Melatonin is naturally created by your body, at a certain time of the day, usually at night. I sleep during the day, so I need to take this supplement to help me get to sleep when the sun is out, shining bright.

The pill that I use is a dual release formula. Half of the tablet is timed release, while the other half is immediate release.

Please read some of the comments of other's using this product, and hear what they have to say. I think this is one "drug" the government should leave their hands off of since it is natural, and very effective (good luck on wishing for that)...

Here is the link:

http://www.swansonvitamins.com/SWU114/ItemDetail

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Peace Out, EinStud
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Quote:


Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!


-Unnamed source
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Quote:

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."

-Plato

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Material Objects

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What is 32 bar ABA?

Briefly, it is a form of "Verse-Chorus" used in modern popular music. Really it is AABA. There are 8 bars for each letter, hence it is called the 32 bar.

Many musicians just repeat the AABA over again, or some musicians will modify the pattern, using up a few more than 32 bars.

Here is a link to a better, mor detailed explanation:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty-two-bar_form

I hope this helps you.

Peace Out, The Compusician
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She's a Vampire


She wakes up
In her usual mood
The thought of him
Is her usual food


She loves the night
That's when day begins
She'll lure your heart
With that devilish grin


(Chorus): She's a Vampire
A Vampire
She's a Vampire


Her waiting for you
Has been long enough
She'll show you leg
And she'll like it rough


You think you've won
Things seem alright
That's when she sucks the love
Right out of your life


(Chorus): She's a Vampire
A Vampire
She's a Vampire


(Instrumental)



(Chorus): She's a Vampire
A Vampire
She's a Vampire


It's too late to run
You've earned what you've done
You followed desire
And You found, a Vampire!


(Chorus): She's a Vampire
A Vampire
She's a Vampire



(Background Keywords: Immortal, Night, Danger, Blood, Forgiven)
(Tested for 130 Beats Per Minute - 130 bpm)


- EinStud in the Song Makers Club, KiddNation
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