> Subject: Getting Old > Three men were discussing ageing at the nursing home. > Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.> "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at> the toilet and nothing comes out!" > "Ah, that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy you> can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the> toilet all day and nothing comes out!"> "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."> "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.> "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a> flat rock, no problem at all."> "Do you have trouble crapping?"> "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."> With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said: "Let me get this straight.> You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so> tough about being 80?"> "I don't wake up until 7:00.">