A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in
a
mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
strolling
around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything
they
saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and
then
slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I
ain't
never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r
what
it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in
a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed
and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the
walls
light up sequentially

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up
again
and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his
son,

"Boy..................go git cha momma...............