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Sunday, November 02, 2008


Are YOU any hotter?

Probably not, unless your about 24 years old, long blond hair, about 6 feet tall, and speak with a foreign accent. I think that this blog will be, in part, my search for the best looking woman.

I doubt any candidates will be over 30. And if they are, there is a good chance they are lying about their age. Extra credit will be given if she is holding a beer (unopened), a football, or a good hot meal.

That last one "...a good hot meal" is a laughter for the American girl. Burger King or Domino's Pizza does not count.

I just want to mention to the guys. If Vlada had a twin sister named Shannon, at birth they were separated, and Shannon was raised as an American girl while Vlada was raised as a Ukrainian girl... (and all else being equal)... take the Ukrainian girl.

Gentleman, you will be well rewarded with a woman that constantly desires to please you. Of course, she is doing it for the family. While the the American girl takes, takes, takes... the Ukrainian girl gives, gives, gives. Yes, of course there are a few exceptions, but in general the rule stands.

She will be an exotic beauty, and in return she gets a well mannered distinguished man that has proper public standing (yes, a man just like me... The best looking man in the world also).

Peace Out, Gary Ruff



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